For All of You "Secretary" Fans Out There

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bondage,business,sexy times,tie,white collar,yuppie
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It's sort of like a Bolo tie for the leather-and-whips crowd.

A Tie For Those With Very Specific Tastes

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computer,hot sauce,tacky,tie,what
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Finally, I've been waiting to get this tie for ages. All of the other versions I saw either didn't have hot sauce or didn't use retro computers.

A Cat Wearing a Tie of a Cat Wearing a Tie

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cat,professor,teacher,tie
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Awwww. I'd listen to this guy lecture all day long. Especially if the lecture's about balls of string and anchovies.

Your Tie Could Use a Good Waxing

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chest,hairy,Hall of Fame,tie
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Heck, why not just make a tie-shaped hole in the center of your shirt?

The Tentacle Tie Is Coming for You

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bowler hat,tentacle,tie
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It's official. The Internet has ruined tentacles. In any other context I might think "oh, what an interesting tie," but right now I can't. Even the guy who's wearing it looks a little afraid. Curse you, Internet!

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