Dad, That's Terrible!

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beer,cross,geriatric,revealing,thong
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You can't be drinking before noon!

The Ox Skull Showeth

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commando,pants,tan lines,thong
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Wouldn't be surprised if I were stranded in the desert and one of these showed up. The desert is littered with the skulls of cattle who have died of dehydration. And with tanned people. Everyone's tanned in the desert.

That Thong is so Wrong

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eye bleach,pink,scary,thong,yellow
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I need eye bleach STAT!

His Wife Always Strings Him Along

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bike,cross dressing,street,thong
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Nice Suspenders!

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thong,suspenders,underwear
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Your Child's Embarrassment Will Make Him a Better Swimmer

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pool,swimwear,thong
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All while making him an expert in human anatomy.

Standard Issue Fabulousness

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military,thong,underwear,whoops
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By Carrotjuice25
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FIRST LESSON IN BASIC TRAINING: DON'T MIX BLEACH WITH YOUR MIXED-LOAD LAUNDRY, SOLDIER. THAT'S A RECIPE FOR A MAJOR FASHION INFRACTION