Wouldn't be surprised if I were stranded in the desert and one of these showed up. The desert is littered with the skulls of cattle who have died of dehydration. And with tanned people. Everyone's tanned in the desert.
Already you're making one man cry and another erupt in migraines. Be considerate of the people who live outside your flossed butthole.
Please. It's the only thing that'll make him go away.
Or your sex appeal.
All while making him an expert in human anatomy.
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