The 80's Don't Want This Back

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The 80's Don't Want This Back
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But we'll take him. This stuff can stand up to anything the kids are listening to now anyway.

Later, the 'Fro Ate His Head

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Later, the 'Fro Ate His Head
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His "nether regions" had already fallen victim to the carnivorous frizz.

Run Away, Donald Trump! The Hair Fairy Is Coming to Get You!

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Run Away, Donald Trump! The Hair Fairy Is Coming to Get You!
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She steals from the old and gives to those approaching puberty.

That Sound You Hear Is Your Face Hitting Your Palm

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That Sound You Hear Is Your Face Hitting Your Palm
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Protip: If you have to ask, it's not working out.

I Think The Bananas Would Fit More Comfortably

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I Think The Bananas Would Fit More Comfortably
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Plus, the bulge from a wine bottle just doesn't look natural.