But we'll take him. This stuff can stand up to anything the kids are listening to now anyway.
His "nether regions" had already fallen victim to the carnivorous frizz.
Protip: If you have to ask, it's not working out.
You see what you're doing with your long hair, Beyonce? You're making your poor fans who want to capture your full image wear shirts like these. Be considerate. Cut your hair short or at least get some Princess Leia-style buns.