All the Single Ladies

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beyoncé,long,shirt,testingzone
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You see what you're doing with your long hair, Beyonce? You're making your poor fans who want to capture your full image wear shirts like these. Be considerate. Cut your hair short or at least get some Princess Leia-style buns.

Lifted From a Moth-Ridden Dumpster

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miley cyrus,no back,ripped jeans,testingzone
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Wearing clothing from the garbage so the homeless don't have to.

She Kissed a Hershey's, and She Liked It

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hersheys-kisses,katy perry,photo shoot,rolling stone,testingzone
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That's about as mildly provocative and lukewarm as your first single and every single since.

Donald Trump Before His Hair Thinned

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70s,coif,donald trump,hair,testingzone,vintage,wig
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He tries to compensate nowadays by being brash and yapping at the President, but he's crying inside over the loss of his full-bodied head of hair.

Later, the 'Fro Ate His Head

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afro,hair,music festival,testingzone
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His "nether regions" had already fallen victim to the carnivorous frizz.