Let One Rip

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jeans,kitten,pants,rip,tear
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Even though it might look cute... fashion fail - kittenbackpocket ...never ever ever store kittens in your back pocket. Use a waxed canvas bag instead. It's harder to claw out waxed canvas, and you won't suffer the grievance of having your dinner escape.

Skirts are So Weird These Days

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hem,skirt,tear,whoops
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By Unknown
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Side slit, back slit, FRONT slit even, but the elusive "double slit" has yet to truly catch on.

The One on the Left Is Making Eyes at Me, But I Think the One on the Right Is Actually Into Me

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butt,holes,rip,shorts,tear
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By Unknown
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First words, now holes? Soon we'll just do away with buttcovers completely.

Still Not the Worst Thing You'll See on a City Bus

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bus,holes,pants,tear,poorly dressed
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I mean, in the grand scheme of things how does "nearly-pantsless" compare to "drugged out and licking the windows"? You could do worse.