Man, Stop Rubbing Balloons All Over Yourself

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Man, Stop Rubbing Balloons All Over Yourself
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Seriously. It makes your hair stick out, and every time the cat tries to sit on your lap it gets electrocuted by static from the nipple ring.

Thug, Yet Sensitive

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Thug, Yet Sensitive
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Please line up single file, ladies!

Isn't That Cute

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Isn't That Cute
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I can't wait for you to meet my parents!

Diamond Dreamcatcher

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Diamond Dreamcatcher
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This guy probably looks like Goofy when he takes those things out.