Man, Stop Rubbing Balloons All Over Yourself

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beard,hair,nipple piercing,tattoos,topless
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Seriously. It makes your hair stick out, and every time the cat tries to sit on your lap it gets electrocuted by static from the nipple ring.

Dennis Rodman Is Bankrupt For A Reason

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This is not Dennis Rodman, but the concept is the same here. Quit wasting money on weird things.