This Tanning Craze Has Gone Far Enough!

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Regular and Barbecue

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"Extra Crispy" is the one holding the camera, for the record.

Coppertone for Men

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Because savage gorilla beasts have tested more strongly among male focus groups than puppies.

Get Some Sun!

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The First Day of Summer is the Worst

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Don't worry, in a few scant hours you'll be molting away like all the other pale kids.

Maybe I Won't Ask for Her Digits...

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Malibu Barbie Meets Jersey Shore

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