I know you were upset about losing the Old Spice competition, but that's no reason to take it out on your body!
I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!
"You adopted the darkness Bruce, I was born in it. That's why I tan so quickly!"
Have a laugh at those crazy celebs at ROFLrazzi!
Wait, no, that doesn't make sense. OH GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.
Not the best place to work on your tan...
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