The Tan Lines Around Your Mouth Are Going to Look Awfully Weird

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Tans: young or old, they still look terrible if you do it wrong.

Coppertone for Men

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Because savage gorilla beasts have tested more strongly among male focus groups than puppies.

Why Modelling Is Not Like Real Life

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Every time I put up a picture of a bodybuilder with a really gross fake tan, at least a couple people always say "But they have to have that tan for the show. It's the only way the lights will shine on them properly." Well, here's a picture of some pre-show models applying said tan before an amateur bodybuilding tournament in Krasnoyarsk, Russia. Even in context, though, it doesn't make me feel any less weird about it.

Fabio, You're Too Close to the Sun!

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I know you were upset about losing the Old Spice competition, but that's no reason to take it out on your body!

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