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Wait, no, that doesn't make sense. OH GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.

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In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."

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The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.

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Don't worry, in a few scant hours you'll be molting away like all the other pale kids.

Man? Woman? It?
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I know you were upset about losing the Old Spice competition, but that's no reason to take it out on your body!