Regular and Barbecue

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"Extra Crispy" is the one holding the camera, for the record.

She's Ready for the Road Warrior Future

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I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!

The Color Contrast Here is Amazing

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They say the contrast between teal and orange makes the subject appear more vibrant and emotive. I'll let you take a look at these bronzed knuckle-heads and determine that for yourself.

The Spray-Tan Doubles as a Reflective Visibility Jacket

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The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.

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