Coppertone for Men

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Because savage gorilla beasts have tested more strongly among male focus groups than puppies.

Bane-Lines Are the New Tan-Lines

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"You adopted the darkness Bruce, I was born in it. That's why I tan so quickly!"

Have a laugh at those crazy celebs at ROFLrazzi!

The Tan Lines Around Your Mouth Are Going to Look Awfully Weird

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Tans: young or old, they still look terrible if you do it wrong.

Why Modelling Is Not Like Real Life

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Every time I put up a picture of a bodybuilder with a really gross fake tan, at least a couple people always say "But they have to have that tan for the show. It's the only way the lights will shine on them properly." Well, here's a picture of some pre-show models applying said tan before an amateur bodybuilding tournament in Krasnoyarsk, Russia. Even in context, though, it doesn't make me feel any less weird about it.