Two Things That Should Not Match Are Your Lip Gloss and Your Fake Tan

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Otherwise, you run the risk of looking like this.

This is The Cost You Pay for Crocs!

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In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."

I do NOT Choose You!

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Bane-Lines Are the New Tan-Lines

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"You adopted the darkness Bruce, I was born in it. That's why I tan so quickly!"

Have a laugh at those crazy celebs at ROFLrazzi!

She's Ready for the Road Warrior Future

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I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!

Good Game of Basketball, I Assume?

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Using an intense mathematical algorithm, we can now determine your shirt size using only the ratios available to us in your burned and un-burned skin!

How Do I Makeup?

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