Maybe Suspenders Weren't the Right Choice...

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Two Decades in the Making

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The Diamondfront Beachsnake

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I don't know what is more horrifying, the suit or the tan lines.

That Will Make an Interesting Tan Line

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Swimsuit Designers Don't Really Think These Things Through

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It's Too Hot to Mow the Lawn in Anything Else

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No One Tell Him About Sunscreen

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Let's see how long that tan line lasts.