Hopefully she didn't tie-dye that shirt herself, because otherwise I'll be trying too hard not to think of how she came up with that rich yellow color.
It might be fun at first, but sooner or later you'll find a highschool dropout smuggling cocaine and bootleg American Apparel across the Mexican border and wishing your parents had grounded you until you finished your homework more often.
What a nice old lady.
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