So, It's Just a Nude Beach, Right?

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I mean, that's basically what's being accomplished here anyway, right? Totally cool, but let's call it like it is.

Not How I Remembered "Splash" Ending

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We will remember you fondly, noble mermaid, but our kind were never meant to interact. Farewell!