I See You Brought a Friend to the Beach?

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I See You Brought a Friend to the Beach?
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Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.

The One True Flood Pants

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The One True Flood Pants
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I mean, other pants will stay dry in the flood, but only the inflatable pants will keep you afloat!

Oh Nice, You Made a Target For Us

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Oh Nice, You Made a Target For Us
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They just keep making it so easy for us, you know?