I mean, that's basically what's being accomplished here anyway, right? Totally cool, but let's call it like it is.
We will remember you fondly, noble mermaid, but our kind were never meant to interact. Farewell!
Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.
I mean, other pants will stay dry in the flood, but only the inflatable pants will keep you afloat!
They just keep making it so easy for us, you know?
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