We will remember you fondly, noble mermaid, but our kind were never meant to interact. Farewell!

Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.

I mean, other pants will stay dry in the flood, but only the inflatable pants will keep you afloat!

They just keep making it so easy for us, you know?