Never Has Been, Never Will

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celeb,IDGAF,jim carey,swimsuit
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Something to Consider When Swimsuit Shopping

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bathing suit,bikini,poorly dressed,sunburn,tan lines,swimsuit
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It's Breathable and Still Counts as a Shirt! (Sort Of)

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hot mess,mesh,pink,swimsuit
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What I don't get is, "why don't her sandals match the rest of the ensemble?"

Oh Nice, You Made a Target For Us

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coachella,douchebag,merica,swimsuit,underwear
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They just keep making it so easy for us, you know?

I'm Sure This Will Give Your Child a Healthy Body Image

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bear,bra,child,parenting,swimsuit
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Somewhere, Pedobear is rubbing his filthy little paws together with pure glee.

The One True Flood Pants

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flood pants,inflatable,swimsuit
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I mean, other pants will stay dry in the flood, but only the inflatable pants will keep you afloat!

A Genius Combination

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internal organs,bathing suit,poorly dressed,shark,swimsuit,g rated
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