I Dunno Man, My Vision is All Hazy and Cloudy...

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I Dunno Man, My Vision is All Hazy and Cloudy...
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And yet, in a few hours, I just want to put these glasses on again. It's the weirdest thing!

Well, ONE of You Needs to Stop Being Ironic

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Well, ONE of You Needs to Stop Being Ironic
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I mean, the amounts of gaseous insincerity in this room are approaching toxic levels.

The Sanrio Rave Went Splendidly, Yes

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The Sanrio Rave Went Splendidly, Yes
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I mean, until that little penguin guy found out what they spliced in with his ecstasy. Things got weird after that.

When You're In a Corey Heart Sort of Mood

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When You're In a Corey Heart Sort of Mood
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"Would you grab me my sunglasses? No, no man, I mean my NIGHT-time sunglasses."

Cindy Lou Hip

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Cindy Lou Hip
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Every Dr. Seuss character has to leave the nest and move to Portland eventually, right?