It's That Time of Year

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Good Game of Basketball, I Assume?

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Using an intense mathematical algorithm, we can now determine your shirt size using only the ratios available to us in your burned and un-burned skin!

Just Use Sunscreen, People

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This is The Cost You Pay for Crocs!

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In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."

Something to Consider When Swimsuit Shopping

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Ever Wanted Semi-Permanent Striped Leggings?

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The First Day of Summer is the Worst

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Don't worry, in a few scant hours you'll be molting away like all the other pale kids.