This lap won't sit on itself, ladies.

To the pimpmobile!

Seriously, every time I see a dude over the age of puberty who's topless and has no hair on his chest it just screams "I'm way too obsessive with my body to be interesting in any other way." Flaunt your chest hair with pride. What you do in the pubic region is your own business.

Someday, maybe the rest of the NBA will be as trendy and fashionable as you, Craig Sager. Until then, we always have the NHL's Don Cherry to tide us over.