When the going gets tough, the tough make ugly sandals out of reasonable shoes. Such is the cycle of life.

With that many stripes and colors on a single person, you've gotta imagine that he has stories to tell, right? Crazy, disjointed, weird stories, but stories nonetheless.

Hyper color stripes have never been known for their slimming properties.

One way. No return. Also, Party Town is actually Acid Trip Town.

The wings and wand don't help.