You're invited to the party too!

Somebody knows how to celebrate this day!

And if you think THAT's cool you should see what it looks like when you wear it backwards! HINT: It's like a parasaurolophus.

Your something is bursting out of your everything over there. Might want to check up on that.

Just brush it off, you'll be fine.

See, this is what I'm talking about. Golf is a game for dignified, upstanding gentlemen of taste and class. That's why the pants look like a hippie threw up on them.