Taking the Dog Out for a Nap

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asleep,dogs,loud colors,nap,passed out,pink,polyester,spandex
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I don't envy the woman, but I'm actually incredibly jealous of the dog. Everywhere he goes, he's accompanied by someone who acts and is dressed exactly like a bean bag.

So, Can We Try the NEXT Dance Club Instead?

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club,mesh,no thanks,Party,spandex
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What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.

Conan Knows How to Flaunt It

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conan,famous,legs,pants,spandex
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When ZZ Top sang about legs, I don't think this is what they had in mind. Though I'll no longer be able to think of anything else.

The World Needs More Boy Bands

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boy bands,kids,spandex,wtf
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Ok, seriously, did we not learn our lesson from New Kids?

He's in Touch With His Softer Side

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kitten,poorly dressed,spandex,Cats,g rated
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Leaping Tall Buildings in a Single Bounce

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Have you ever watched a video and had that strange sense that this is SOMEBODY's thing? This is one of those moments.

Are You Coming On to Me?

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beach,spandex,watermelon
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Woman, as if your neon eye-strangling spandex wasn't enough, you have to go ahead and make me uncomfortable with that watermelon on top of it.