So Basically, Anybody Could Get Laid in the '80s

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So Basically, Anybody Could Get Laid in the '80s
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This further corroborates my theory that men in the '80s took after the habits of the peacock. It's the only way to explain the plumage.

Are You Coming On to Me?

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Are You Coming On to Me?
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Woman, as if your neon eye-strangling spandex wasn't enough, you have to go ahead and make me uncomfortable with that watermelon on top of it.

What Will You Do With All That Junk?

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What Will You Do With All That Junk?
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This, of course, is probably what most bikers are trying to advertise when they wear their brightly colored bike shorts. I wouldn't know, I try to avoid looking at them whenever possible.

You Clowned My Heart

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You Clowned My Heart
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While your Flinstones-themed spandex made my bed rock.

Taking the Dog Out for a Nap

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Taking the Dog Out for a Nap
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I don't envy the woman, but I'm actually incredibly jealous of the dog. Everywhere he goes, he's accompanied by someone who acts and is dressed exactly like a bean bag.