Leaping Tall Buildings in a Single Bounce

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Have you ever watched a video and had that strange sense that this is SOMEBODY's thing? This is one of those moments.

So Basically, Anybody Could Get Laid in the '80s

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This further corroborates my theory that men in the '80s took after the habits of the peacock. It's the only way to explain the plumage.

Are You Coming On to Me?

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Woman, as if your neon eye-strangling spandex wasn't enough, you have to go ahead and make me uncomfortable with that watermelon on top of it.

What Will You Do With All That Junk?

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This, of course, is probably what most bikers are trying to advertise when they wear their brightly colored bike shorts. I wouldn't know, I try to avoid looking at them whenever possible.