This further corroborates my theory that men in the '80s took after the habits of the peacock. It's the only way to explain the plumage.
Woman, as if your neon eye-strangling spandex wasn't enough, you have to go ahead and make me uncomfortable with that watermelon on top of it.
This, of course, is probably what most bikers are trying to advertise when they wear their brightly colored bike shorts. I wouldn't know, I try to avoid looking at them whenever possible.
There are more home runs to see!
While your Flinstones-themed spandex made my bed rock.
I don't envy the woman, but I'm actually incredibly jealous of the dog. Everywhere he goes, he's accompanied by someone who acts and is dressed exactly like a bean bag.
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