Let's Scan You Over Quickly... Good... Good... Good... AW CRAP DUDE NO

beer,business,so close,uggs
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JEEZUS DUDE WHY WOULD YOU? You were SO close to being awesome until you were like "durr hurr I'm going to pamper my feet with ugly overpriced boots today."

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