High-Top Heels?

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Alright, MAYBE we've gone a little far with all of these special edition Air Jordans. Maybe.

We've Hit a New Low

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I weep for us all, and yet I have no tears left. If I did weep however, I hear Crocs handle puddles of water excellently.

Run With All the Freedom of 'MERICA

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These shoes get you in the ol' U.S.A. spirit? Perhaps you want to see how our athletes are doing at the Olympics over at ROFLympics!

These Shoes Were Made For 'Merica

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Unfortunately, they were not made for flat feet. Sorry to all of our arch-less patriots out there!

Just Do It! Then Stumble It! Then Break it In a Rain Gutter!

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Dude, I mean, dude. Think of the sweet dunks you'll be able to pull off in these things. Think about it.

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