We've Hit a New Low

Favorite
We've Hit a New Low
- -

I weep for us all, and yet I have no tears left. If I did weep however, I hear Crocs handle puddles of water excellently.

Run With All the Freedom of 'MERICA

Favorite
Run With All the Freedom of 'MERICA
- -

These shoes get you in the ol' U.S.A. spirit? Perhaps you want to see how our athletes are doing at the Olympics over at ROFLympics!

These Shoes Were Made For 'Merica

Favorite
These Shoes Were Made For 'Merica
- -

Unfortunately, they were not made for flat feet. Sorry to all of our arch-less patriots out there!

Just Do It! Then Stumble It! Then Break it In a Rain Gutter!

Favorite
Just Do It! Then Stumble It! Then Break it In a Rain Gutter!
- -

Dude, I mean, dude. Think of the sweet dunks you'll be able to pull off in these things. Think about it.

Foams Ain't Cheap

Favorite
Foams Ain't Cheap
- -

Good shoes are worth their weight in gold.

Dadwear

Favorite
Dadwear
- -

With slight grass stains around the soles from chasing after golf balls.