These shoes get you in the ol' U.S.A. spirit? Perhaps you want to see how our athletes are doing at the Olympics over at ROFLympics!

Unfortunately, they were not made for flat feet. Sorry to all of our arch-less patriots out there!

Dude, I mean, dude. Think of the sweet dunks you'll be able to pull off in these things. Think about it.

So hip, so Stylish!

Good shoes are worth their weight in gold.

With slight grass stains around the soles from chasing after golf balls.