Another Chilling Reminder of My Mortality. And of Terrible Shirts.

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Another Chilling Reminder of My Mortality. And of Terrible Shirts.
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Really I'm just reminded that somebody was foolish enough to pay money for this. That poor sap.

It Holds One Thing REALLY Well

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It Holds One Thing REALLY Well
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And by that I of course mean Skittles. Think of how many Skittles you could cram into that thing!

Ask Not For Whom the Bell Tolls...

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Ask Not For Whom the Bell Tolls...
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School spirit days are getting out of hand these days. I mean, "Prey Upon the Souls of the Damned Day"? Seriously?

Sure, I'll Pay Premium for That

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Sure, I'll Pay Premium for That
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It's not a shirt so much as a grim reminder of the ever-present specter of death.

Also, it'll look TOTALLY HAWT with those shoes you just bought!