Someday she'll find a man (if she hasn't already) with Mr. Clean-sponsored pants, and they'll dance the night away across a spotless kitchen floor.
What would be really neat would be matching "him and her" trophy belts, where the guy has one made out of Ken dolls. Or G.I. Joe "action figures," because those are completely different from dolls.
Fashion: it can blow up in your face if you're not careful.
She probably has an appetite for destruction.
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