Angus would be proud.
Someday she'll find a man (if she hasn't already) with Mr. Clean-sponsored pants, and they'll dance the night away across a spotless kitchen floor.
Shout it LOUD! The bearded, pearl-bra wearing, fringe-arm, legging lady is here! Huzzah!
Which one is he? Is he the guy who scares paparazzi away by flashing them with his jean skirt?
Side slit, back slit, FRONT slit even, but the elusive "double slit" has yet to truly catch on.
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