I can only hope the runway is durable and well-enforced.
Just remember: Comfortable and stylish athletic shoes are the gateway to DRUGS AND VIOLENCE.
I mean, that sounds like a fantastic deal, I'm just not sure if it's something you want to be advertising to just anybody. People will get the wrong idea, you know.
I'm not sure where this is, or who it is who declared this to be official store policy, but I'm shedding a tear of joy for you right now. Thank you. Just. Thank you.
No attempts at humor here, just the truth. Let that one sit with you for a second.
Lookin' pretty hood in that pink Polo.
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