This Can Only End Well

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I can only hope the runway is durable and well-enforced.

We Don't Take Kindly to Athletic Footwear Around Here

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Just remember: Comfortable and stylish athletic shoes are the gateway to DRUGS AND VIOLENCE.

What Kind of Establishment Are We Talking About Here?

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I mean, that sounds like a fantastic deal, I'm just not sure if it's something you want to be advertising to just anybody. People will get the wrong idea, you know.