They forgot the "Civil War Colonel" Length

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I bet Ambrose Burnside got so much action.

Casual on the Sides, Lightly Tousled at the Top

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It's the sideways mullet!

Back when facial hair was awesome

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Howdy Pardner!

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I reckon we have some terrible fashion decisions up 'round these parts!

Nirvana? They're So Underground, Maybe You Haven't Heard of Them

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Hipsters wearing something mainstream? Or is that ironic? My head hurts.

Lovely Lovely 'Burns

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No hate here, no jokes, I'm just mad-jealous of that sideburn-hair thing you've got going on. I'm pretty sure that sort of thing is against my school's dress code.

They're Finally Even!

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