The Sperm Always Find Their Way to the Egg Eventually

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The beach, where the seamen are out to play.

I Brought You a Flower

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Sniff it while I check you out through my shutter shades.

Too Literal

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Disney Is Officially in a Conspiracy to Make Children Blind

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"You can even look directly at the sun with these! %100 Sun Protection!"