The One on the Left Is Making Eyes at Me, But I Think the One on the Right Is Actually Into Me

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First words, now holes? Soon we'll just do away with buttcovers completely.

We Never Thought We'd Have to Tell Our Kids to Pull Their Shorts Down

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Such Patriotism

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She Keeps the Pelts of Her Hunt on Her at All Times

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The Neo-Twee Hipsters are a naturally aggressive people. Touching their stuffed animal pelts is a sure way to anger them and the rest of their tribe. Approach with caution.

Those Shorts Complement Your Skin Tone a Little Too Well

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Oh god please don't let it be a trend...

Why Even Shorts at All?

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Finally! I've Been Waiting Weeks for Them to Restock!

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