She Keeps the Pelts of Her Hunt on Her at All Times

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The Neo-Twee Hipsters are a naturally aggressive people. Touching their stuffed animal pelts is a sure way to anger them and the rest of their tribe. Approach with caution.

Pants can be Crucial

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It was either really hot or she had absolutely NO pants left. There is no way you just forget about something like that.

If he sags those you'll see his running shorts

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In terms of shorts hierarchy it only makes sense: cargo shorts, jean shorts, then running shorts and/or basketball shorts.

Too Sexy For My Shorts

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That guy has to be a construction worker, because only a crane could cause a wedgie that big...