I Can See the Whites of Her Eyes and Lips

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PANTS.

When Traveling, Always Dress in Layers

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If he sags those you'll see his running shorts

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In terms of shorts hierarchy it only makes sense: cargo shorts, jean shorts, then running shorts and/or basketball shorts.

Shorts: Not For Every One

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Not How Tie-Dye Works

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I mean, not for three weeks of the month, at least.

Keeps Everything Warm

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Can be adjusted for a smaller size!

Creepiest Shorts Ever?

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