Too Sexy For My Shorts

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That guy has to be a construction worker, because only a crane could cause a wedgie that big...

Not How Tie-Dye Works

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I mean, not for three weeks of the month, at least.

You Need More Pants To Cover That Up

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It's called a "concealed" weapon for a reason...