At Least You've Committed to Your Poor Decisions

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At Least You've Committed to Your Poor Decisions
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Say what you will, I've always admired the practices of the denim hunters of the Eastern Village. They make use of every single part of a pair of pants after they've hunted them down and killed them for sustenance. It's good for the environment and less wasteful!

Cutoffs? Yes? No?

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Cutoffs? Yes? No?
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In the nether realm between life and death, both ill-fitting jeans and ill-suited cutoffs live simultaneously. Indeed, a terrifying domain.

Come On, Go Full Cutoff!

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Come On, Go Full Cutoff!
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Surprise, they're at a fast food restaurant!

Not How Tie-Dye Works

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Not How Tie-Dye Works
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I mean, not for three weeks of the month, at least.

Astromech Pantaloons

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Astromech Pantaloons
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They're invaluable in helping guide your keester and making, ahem, in-flight repairs.