She Keeps the Pelts of Her Hunt on Her at All Times

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jeans,shorts,stuffed animal,what
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The Neo-Twee Hipsters are a naturally aggressive people. Touching their stuffed animal pelts is a sure way to anger them and the rest of their tribe. Approach with caution.

Her Beard is Frilly Like Her Shorts

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booty,fake boobs,festivals,frilly,hat,shorts
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"What do you want lady? I'm just expressing myself. You don't like it, well guess what? Now you can't touch my boobs."

Perfect Fit!

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muffin top,shorts,size,whoops
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I hate it when I forget the roll of frozen dough in the car like that...