She Keeps the Pelts of Her Hunt on Her at All Times

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The Neo-Twee Hipsters are a naturally aggressive people. Touching their stuffed animal pelts is a sure way to anger them and the rest of their tribe. Approach with caution.

Too Sexy For My Shorts

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That guy has to be a construction worker, because only a crane could cause a wedgie that big...