You Need More Pants To Cover That Up

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beard,fashion,knife,shorts,suit
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It's called a "concealed" weapon for a reason...

Not How Tie-Dye Works

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lady problems,shorts,stain,tie dye,whoops
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I mean, not for three weeks of the month, at least.

Why Even Shorts at All?

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shorts,saggy pants,underwear
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Astromech Pantaloons

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DIY,nerdgasm,r2-d2,shorts,star wars
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They're invaluable in helping guide your keester and making, ahem, in-flight repairs.

Nope There's Nothing About This I Like

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American Flag,beard,juggalo,sandals,shorts,tattos
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Having serious moobs doesn't mean you are poorly dressed (unless you're not wearing a shirt, which would make him poorly UNdressed).

It's The Short Shorts That Really Make The Ensemble

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beads,shorts,too much bling
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Perfect Weather for Un-Shorts

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cold,lady bits,pants,shorts,snow
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