Too Sexy For My Shorts

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Too Sexy For My Shorts
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That guy has to be a construction worker, because only a crane could cause a wedgie that big...

Nope There's Nothing About This I Like

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Nope There's Nothing About This I Like
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Having serious moobs doesn't mean you are poorly dressed (unless you're not wearing a shirt, which would make him poorly UNdressed).

Her Beard is Frilly Like Her Shorts

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Her Beard is Frilly Like Her Shorts
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"What do you want lady? I'm just expressing myself. You don't like it, well guess what? Now you can't touch my boobs."