I'm Not Going To Lick Anything

Favorite
crack,lick,no thanks,short shorts
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Better cover the coin slot before kids start dropping quarters in there looking for a prize.

Cowboys and Short Shorts

Favorite
boots,cowboy,hat,scarf,short shorts,sweater,vest
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While reading the book, "How to be Even MORE Badass," it's good to carry along your tote bag that reads, I (heart) Puking Outside.