It's not a shirt so much as a grim reminder of the ever-present specter of death.
Also, it'll look TOTALLY HAWT with those shoes you just bought!
Which team's fan base is this?
I mean, this night of casual sexytimes isn't going to get rolling on its own.
I mean, come on Jake. You're already one of the most handsome celebs alive, and NOW you have to remind us that you were cooler way before us too? Give us a break!