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Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).

dating,gross,pick-up line,sexy times,shirt
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You know what else doesn't get you laid? Improper apostrophe use. For shame!

lingerie,no,oh god why,sexy times,underwear
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This is why we don't dig into mom and dad's private photo albums.

condom,Hall of Fame,lingerie,please no,sexy times,what
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Please, come to the bed. It's warm and cozy here in the bed.

bewbs,bra,grab,sexy times
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Might want to raise your hands a little higher, if you know what I mean. Just saying.

clever,organ donor,sexy times,shirt,wait what
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If you don't mind me, I'll be eating my food on the OTHER side of the Cracker Barrel, thankyouverymuch.

bro,play boy,player,sexy times,sharpie
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He's being quite literal here, "Boy who plays in the dirt and gets himself dirty" wouldn't fit on the shirt.

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