Of These Things I Was Sure...

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edward cullen,Hall of Fame,oh god why,poorly dressed,sexy times,twilight,vampire
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Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.

It'll Get Me To Stay Away From People Like This, Though

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dating,gross,pick-up line,sexy times,shirt
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You know what else doesn't get you laid? Improper apostrophe use. For shame!

We All Know Where This is Going...

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dress,Garter,prom,sexy times,teens
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"Tammy, dear, can you hike your dress up a bit more? I want to make sure we get a lot of leg in this picture. Also Tim, can you move your left hand a little lower...yeah...that's real nice."

Why Ruin a Perfectly Good Shirt With Sharpie?

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bro,play boy,player,sexy times,sharpie
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He's being quite literal here, "Boy who plays in the dirt and gets himself dirty" wouldn't fit on the shirt.