Just a Few Letters From Being a Really Nice Guy

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clever,organ donor,sexy times,shirt,wait what
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If you don't mind me, I'll be eating my food on the OTHER side of the Cracker Barrel, thankyouverymuch.

My Body is Not Ready

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fashion,High Fashion,no thanks,runway,sexy times
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The "Mouth in front of a powerful fan" look is symbolic. Symbolic of how much this blows.

That's Usually How I Determine Which Undies to Wear

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retro,sexy times,underwear,vintage
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Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).