It'll Get Me To Stay Away From People Like This, Though

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You know what else doesn't get you laid? Improper apostrophe use. For shame!

For All of You "Secretary" Fans Out There

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It's sort of like a Bolo tie for the leather-and-whips crowd.

Why Ruin a Perfectly Good Shirt With Sharpie?

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bro,play boy,player,sexy times,sharpie
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He's being quite literal here, "Boy who plays in the dirt and gets himself dirty" wouldn't fit on the shirt.

As If Underwear Wasn't Inherently Fun to Begin With!

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The perfect underwear for you and that special FAIL-y Someone in your life!

Viva Well-Placed Clothing!

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Happy Cinco De Mayo! Get your party on over at After 12!

My Body is Not Ready

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The "Mouth in front of a powerful fan" look is symbolic. Symbolic of how much this blows.

Of These Things I Was Sure...

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Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.