Now You Can Be Unsafe in Peace

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This shirt looks just as good after being thrown through the front wind shield, I swear.

Might Want Another Seat Belt, For Your Pants

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Additional space is available in the overhead compartment. You seemed to have left a shirt that fits you in there.