Someone Take His Comb Away and Shoot It

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Someone Take His Comb Away and Shoot It
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And bring him a pair of scissors instead. Preferably an electric razor.

Remember: Always Dress Your Age

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Remember: Always Dress Your Age
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...because young people never know how to dress anyway. Seriously, when you're that old you can wear suits and look like a BAMF instead of looking like you're wearing your parent's clothes. Enjoy it now that you can.

That Sound You Hear Is Your Face Hitting Your Palm

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That Sound You Hear Is Your Face Hitting Your Palm
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Protip: If you have to ask, it's not working out.

Worse Than Pigeons

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Worse Than Pigeons
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Emo kids ruin everything...

Woah?! What's With the Bump in the Tutu?

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Woah?! What's With the Bump in the Tutu?
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Teenagers will do ANYTHING for attention these days.

This Is Who I Really Am, Mom!

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This Is Who I Really Am, Mom!
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She should definitely get those whiskers tattooed on her face.