And bring him a pair of scissors instead. Preferably an electric razor.
...because young people never know how to dress anyway. Seriously, when you're that old you can wear suits and look like a BAMF instead of looking like you're wearing your parent's clothes. Enjoy it now that you can.
Protip: If you have to ask, it's not working out.
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She should definitely get those whiskers tattooed on her face.
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