The Wicked Witch of Aisle 5

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groceries,scarf,witch
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By Unknown
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She'll get you! And your Keebler snacks, too!

Cowboys and Short Shorts

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boots,cowboy,hat,scarf,short shorts,sweater,vest
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While reading the book, "How to be Even MORE Badass," it's good to carry along your tote bag that reads, I (heart) Puking Outside.

The Breakfast Scarf

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bacon and eggs,scarf
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Could Use More Support, or a Tighter Knit

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boobs,knit,scarf
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By Jes2482
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It's like Ms. Choksondik jumped out of the TV box and started flapping her things around.

Because You've Always Wanted a Cat Draped Around You at All Times

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scarf,poorly dressed,Cats
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Ever Wanted to Wrap Your Neck in Bacon?

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bacon,monday thru friday,scarf,g rated,poorly dressed
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You can with this scarf.
(h/t Indulgd)

Warm, Yes. Happy, No.

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scarf,poorly dressed,Cats,hat
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